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WHO SAYS PUNCTUATION ISN'T IMPORTANT?
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WHO SAYS PUNCTUATION ISN'T IMPORTANT?

WHO SAYS PUNCTUATION ISN'T IMPORTANT?

An English professor wrote the words "a woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

one difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman is you can't unscrew the pregnant woman..

men are like trains cuz they usually stop before you get off...

man: why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?

woman: cuz you're never home!

sex with a new man is like a snowstorm... you never know when it's gonna come, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last

Don't Read This

Hey I said don't read this, but since you did.

Take your time and see if you can read each line
aloud without a
mistake.

The average person can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat



Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line
from the top down and I betcha you can't resist
passing it on.

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women are like guns: keep one long enough and you just have to shoot it!



02-02-2008 09:15 AM
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