11-01-2006, 08:09 AM
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11-01-2006, 08:09 AM
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11-01-2006, 08:11 AM
I am not sure if this is truly a hidden forum
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11-06-2006, 03:51 AM
i hope this gif works ,it's hot :droolee you can see the avatar fanning herself .
11-12-2006, 04:20 PM
Women's Humor
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. ____ My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. _____ A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you." _____ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A A rumour. _____ He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you've succeeded. _____ He said 'Shall we try swapping positions tonight?'. She said 'That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart'. _____ He said 'What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I gave you?' She said 'Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard'. _____ Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. _____ Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. _____ Q: Why do men want to marry virgins? A: They can't stand criticism. _____ Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,caring,and good looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends. _____ Q: What makes men chase women if they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving _____ Q: What do you do if you see a man running around with half a head? A: Reload and try again!
11-23-2006, 07:27 AM
this os (old) from slimken}
It works fine .. donno the logic behind.. its amazing. I got mine. A MATTER OF 5 MINS OF CONCENTRATION REQUIRED. Here i am sending you a secret to know your life partner's name.It is 100% correct,i have tested it myself. People who are already married can obtain that experince by going through this number based system to know your life partner. But please give full concentration while going through this step bcoz it is a question of your life and future. So,leave your work for sometime and give time to your life partner. Do Use A Calculator Tp Avoid Too Much Consumption Of Time : FOLLOWING IS THE PROCEDURE HERE IT GOES!!!!! WARNING : 1.Already married people dont try this,Coz u will be upset if she is not already ur life partner.You got the wrong one. 2.This is only for unmarried GUYS. For females the test is under construction.I am sure it will soon be released.Please dont be upset GIRLS. Ur time will come. FOR GIRLS :if you love somebody, find whether ur name comes when U complete this. DO * NOT * WRITE UR NAME,write his name. So UNMARRIED GUYS proceed ........ FIRST STEP : Write down your full name on a plane paper (Only real name not containing the initials and last names,no nick names,no short sweet names ) Now you have written down ur name. MAGIC_LETTER1_TABLE A=9.5 B=66.5 C=114 D=161.5 E=209 F=19 G=76 H=123.5 I=171 J=218.5 K=28.5 L=85.5 M=133 N=180.5 O=228 P=38 Q=95 R=142.5 S=190 T=237.5 U=47.5 V=104.5 W=152 X=199.5 Y=247 Z=57 SECOND STEP : Next by looking to the above magic-letter1-table , write down the corresponding numbers.(Encrypt your name by those numbers. Following are not the exact numbers from magic table) for eg : K A R A N 10 20 30 40 50 Now you have written down the numbers below the corresponding Letters THIRD STEP: Multiply all the numbers you by 13. (some people believe 13 is bad omen.But after this,they will not) Now you got the product.Write them below the corresponding letters (all should be written down like a table. Following are not the exact numbers from magic table) for eg : K A R A N 10 20 30 40 50 130 260 390 520 650 and so on Got it? FORTH STEP: Write down these 3 MAGIC NUMBERS before the numbers you got. They are 1729 1852.5 2470 for eg: 1729 1852.5 2470 130 260 390 520 650 FIFTH STEP: Now add 17 to all these numbers (including magic numbers) for eg: 1746 1869.5 2487 137 267 397 527 657 SIXTH STEP Now the next step divide all these numbers by simple 4. SEVENTH STEP: Now comes the most crucial step.Decrypt the answer using the below MAGIC_LETTER2_TABLE and know the name of ur life partner. A=35.125 B=220.375 C=374.75 D=529.125 E=683.5 F=66 G=251.25 H=405.625 I=560 J=714.375 K=96.875 L=282.125 M=436.5 N=590.875 O=745.25 P=127.75 Q=313 R=467.375 S=621.75 T=776.125 U=158.625 V=343.875 W=498.25 X=652.625 Y=807 Z=189.5 and Thats it, Kool.. !!................ Aint It !! Send it to your others friends and tell them proudly that you found your life partners name!
12-03-2006, 01:32 AM
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this was sent to me by another friend & I just had to share it with all of you Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry S.O.B. who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit your whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh. 9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me....I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!! :booze: :drunk: Until we meet again... May the Lord hold you safely in the palm of His hand. ~thanks Rhoda!
12-07-2006, 05:16 AM
"If you could live forever, would you and why?"
"yes i would, cause then i can kill myself when i finished doing it, not die before."
12-07-2006, 03:34 PM
if you are immortal I think you are stuck.
12-08-2006, 05:22 PM
I am amazed, o wall, that you have not collapsed and fallen, since you must bear the tedious stupidities of so many scrawlers.
try this! http://graffiti.playdo.com/ and http://www.graffiti.org/ “Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn’t.”
12-08-2006, 05:38 PM
“fuck batman and robin, i’m robbin wit a bat man”–Heltah Skeltah
12-08-2006, 05:44 PM
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Frank Hubbard
We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. – Gloria Steinem There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. – Jack Yelton My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. – Author Unknown Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. – Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. – George Savile, Complete Works, 1912 I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis Agassiz There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either. – Robert Graves When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. – John Wesley It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. – Franklin Delano Roosevelt After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world. – Pam Shaw The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. – Author Unknown Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. – Cree Indian Proverb The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. – Mad Magazine I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. – Pablo Picasso No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. – Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. There are no pockets in a shroud. – Author Unknown Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life. – Michael Leboeuf There are people who have money and people who are rich. – Coco Chanel This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. – Douglas Adams Life shouldn’t be printed on dollar bills. – Clifford Odets Economists are economical, among other things, of ideas; most make those of their graduate days last a lifetime. – John Kenneth Galbraith There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. – Logan Pearsall Smith, “Life and Human Nature,” Afterthoughts, 1931 Mammon, n.: The god of the world’s leading religion. – Ambrose Bierce Wallets are the fabricated items into which we put our fabricated money, which most people believe to be their possession of the realest value. – Terri Guillemets It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy. – George Horace Lorimer “Your money, or your life.” We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. – Max Amsterdam O Gold! I still prefer thee unto paper, Which makes bank credit like a bark of vapour. – Lord Byron Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back. – Author Unknown If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. – Author Unknown Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. – Joe Louis Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. – A.A. Latimer Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. – J. Paul Getty We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to. – Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727 Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there’s no such thing as exactly enough. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. – Albert Camus When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. – Voltaire A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels. – Harry Lauder Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind. – Kay Ingram There are a handful of people whom money won’t spoil, and we count ourselves among them. – Mignon McLaughlin Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. – Author Unknown When a fellow says it hain’t the money but the principle o’ the thing, it’s th’ money. – Frank McKinney “Kin” Hubbard, Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926 The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. – M.W. Harrison They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price. – Kahlil Gibran I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. – Ron Kittle, 1987 If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil. – Henry Fielding It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings. – Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. – Buzzie Bavasi A man’s soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a pile of money. – Nathaniel Hawthorne There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband. – H.L. Mencken ...existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon. In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul – kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman. – Alexander Berkman, What Is Communist Anarchism? When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. – Oscar Wilde The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. – Jean-Paul Kauffmann Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings. – Carl Sandburg I am having an out of money experience. – Author Unknown If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. – Aristotle Onassis Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. – Oscar Wilde
12-09-2006, 03:08 AM
Hi ken! you're stirring the old stuff I have parked in my attic
roses are red violets are black you'd sure look cute with a knife in your back! "here I write on school house walls I roll my shit in tiny balls he who reads these words of wit eats my tiny balls of shit" {from the desk top of my 8th grade class @McKinley also from that desk top: Fightingfor peace is like Fucking for virginity here is one I really like, it is from the wall of the top dog hot dog stand} NO MAN IS GOØD ENOUGH TO TELL ANOTHER MAN WHAT TO DO
12-10-2006, 10:54 PM
oops,sure was interesting enough for a rep.
12-11-2006, 04:28 AM
I see you have graduated to the next level, "Intelligent Life-Form"
got any thoughts about what the titles should be? or do u want a custom title?
02-01-2007, 01:06 PM
:urinal:
02-02-2007, 01:36 AM
Two guys walk through the woods and come across this big, deep hole.
> > "Wow... that looks deep," sez one. > > > "Sure does," sez thew other, "lets toss a few pebbles in there and see > how deep it really is." > > They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in... and wait... and > wait... no noise. > > > "Geeezus... that is REALLY deep... here... throw one of these great > big rocks down there. Those should make a noise." > > They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole > and wait... and wait. > > > Nothing. > > They look at each other in amazement. > > > One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in > the weeds, there's a railroad tie. > > > "Help me carry it over here. > > > "When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise!" > > The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. > > > Not a sound comes from the hole. > > Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the > wind. > > > It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as > its legs will carry it. > > > Suddenly it leaps in the air... and into the hole. > > The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. > > > Then, out of the woods, comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles > over. > > "Hey... have you two guys seen my goat out here?" > > "You bet we did! > > > "Craziest thing I've ever seen! > > > "It came running like crazy... and just jumped into this hole!" > > "Nah", says the farmer, "couldn't have been MY goat. > > > "He was on a long chain, hooked to an old railroad tie!"
06-02-2007, 02:12 AM
kenhypno Wrote:oops,sure was interesting enough for a rep. time for a repeat of some really old stuff from Ken I got this from slimken @ spysuc The greatest gifts are those that cost us least: Price varies inversely with true worth. Life itself's a free gift of the earth Born of ecstatic joy in plant and beast. What more exquisite present than a bower Of wild roses in adolescent bloom? Yet all that vivid color and perfume Exist to serve the interests of the flower. Love is such a gift. One trusts its treasure, Free as the strange bright outbursts of a bird, Equally uncanny and absurd, Comes not from sweat or sacrifice, but pleasure. I'm grateful for the gift you bought. But do Remember that the greatest gift is you. god bless |
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