11-06-2006, 11:09 PM
Q: What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A: A robber snatches watches.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather..kinky is using the whole chicken
What do you call two guys hanging on a wall by a window?
A: Kurt and Rod
: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers?
A: Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung!
A: A robber snatches watches.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather..kinky is using the whole chicken
What do you call two guys hanging on a wall by a window?
A: Kurt and Rod
: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers?
A: Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung!