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yo momma (no offence ,i love my momma too as you all do)
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Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk–white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train to get on her good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be arial view!
Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get
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yo mama so old, she's blind from the big bang

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